for the record:

I'm not pregnant.

i lied.

sorry... but that's the name of the game on a day like today. there were many other liars in our midst. i saw 3 signs on campus this afternoon taped to various surfaces that all claimed the same thing:

i guess they are big deal around here. one brash soul even claimed to have 40 conference tickets. hmmm... i think that he is crazy to think that anyone would actually believe that. i wonder if anyone was brave enough to call. but would that be bravery?

then again, maybe it would.