if yes... please continue below.
if no... please continue below. (you need to laugh anyways)
last night i washed my hands and i used the towel to dry them, exciting i know. then a black spider crawled out from the back of the towel onto my hand and up my wrist. i screamed- loud- and flung the spider into the sink and screamed for jeremy to come and kill it. he quickly did the job with my shoe, my purple ruffle-y flats- adding more to my distress. i muffled something like, "MY SHOE?!" to jeremy and then i cried... like all out cried. i flung myself onto my bed and just cried. jeremy, i'm sure in shock, attempted to comfort me. he said the expected, "it's ok" and i shot back, "that's because it didn't happen to you" through my tears. so then he tried a different approach telling me, "you're so brave," over and over while i just cried.
it wasn't funny last night... but today i just can't stop laughing about it.
I'm so brave. end of story.
if no... please continue below. (you need to laugh anyways)
last night i washed my hands and i used the towel to dry them, exciting i know. then a black spider crawled out from the back of the towel onto my hand and up my wrist. i screamed- loud- and flung the spider into the sink and screamed for jeremy to come and kill it. he quickly did the job with my shoe, my purple ruffle-y flats- adding more to my distress. i muffled something like, "MY SHOE?!" to jeremy and then i cried... like all out cried. i flung myself onto my bed and just cried. jeremy, i'm sure in shock, attempted to comfort me. he said the expected, "it's ok" and i shot back, "that's because it didn't happen to you" through my tears. so then he tried a different approach telling me, "you're so brave," over and over while i just cried.
it wasn't funny last night... but today i just can't stop laughing about it.
I'm so brave. end of story.
4 comments:
haha, I'm so glad those out of control irrational crying moments happen to other women too. This story was awesome, I'm glad you shared.
Love this story ha ha. Just this morning I had the same thing happen! Well, almost. The spider crawled from the wall and, I swear, it FLOATED onto the towel. Of course, it was 5:30 am and I didn't have my glasses on. Anyway, I took my roommate's shoe and killed it ha ha.
I love hearing other people's crazy stories. It makes me feel more normal.
LOL! What a patient hubby you have!
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